World's worst vegetarian joke

Okay. What does a vegetarian zombie say?*

Grains. Grains! GRAINS!**

*Forthwith and without further ado, I would like to extend my heartfelt apologies for the lameness of the aforementioned humor offered, exclusively and entirely, in the spirit of wholesome fun.***

** No grains were actually harmed in the making of this joke.

*** It's been a long week. If you can do better, well, I could do with the giggle.

Happy Friday, all!