Food jokes for little kids who are goofy and big kids who have had a tough week

We have had a dreadful, dreadful week. My darling cat, Dashiell, spent the week in the emergency clinic of first one, then another, vet hospital. We thought he was going to die. We were not alone in thinking so.

As luck would have it, our wee beastie stabilized. And is now where he belongs: At home. He has an inoperable condition, so this will not have a happy ending, but we are so grateful for whatever time we have. But, the upshot of all this is that I have run out of energy to do my usual post and am in desperate need for, if not a laugh, then at least a smile.

So, today I give you the goofiest food jokes - and kids jokes, at that - around. May they bring even a tiny giggle into your life.
  • Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  • What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?
  • How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
  • What happens when you sit on a grape? It gives a little whine.
  • What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? No thanks, I'm stuffed.
  • When do you stop at green and go at red? When you're eating a watermelon.
  • What does corn say when it feels embarrassed? “Aw, shucks.”
  • What did one tomato say to the other? You go on ahead and I’ll ketchup.
  • How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? There are footprints in the cheesecake.
  • What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with "t"? A teapot.
  • What does the richest person in the world make for dinner every night? Reservations.
  • What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up!
Be well.